Through no fault of ours, we appear to have ended up with mostly female dancers.

They have stated that they'd quite like some young, nubile, firm buttocked young men, so if you fit the bill, get it touch.

Toni is an excellent mimic and can often be found doing her Woody Allen impressions.

Something of a Camper Van fanatic, she has owned 36 different models in her time. Toni also likes owning several houses and having Minions. Her hobbies include needlework and Aloe Vera.

Janet selects boys for a living.

Janet stalks Martyn Davies from ITV weather.

Claire likes to make prank calls to Double Glazing companies.

Claire tricks an elderly man into digging her allotments, and is also a keen fan of You and Yours, pestering Radio 4 with consumer issues.

Nicky has a passion for rugs and Gladiolus Diseases.

She has stopped pointing at aeroplanes.

Helen moves faster than a speeding bullet. She drives Traction Engines, fences, wrestles cats and falls of horses properly.

Helen collects tea lights and memorises Argos catalogues.

Pauline has appeared in several arthouse movies, and soap advertisments.

She occasionally dresses as an old man and tours Spa towns.

Jane collects chicken beaks. Her bag rattles.

She once worked as a tree sampler at Kew Gardens, and has tested ring binders.

Jane once saw the woman from Timeteam in a supermarket.